From: chuck 
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In heaven the cars will all look like Jaguars
Sound like Ferraris
Have the soul of an Alfa
Feel like a Rolls inside
Handle like a race car
Be as reliable as a Toyota
Drink fuel like a diesel
Depreciate like a Mercedes
Be as easy to service as an old Land Rover

In hell the cars will look like Mercedes
Sound like a diesel
Have the soul of a Toyota
Feel like a Land Rover inside
Handle like a Rolls
Be as reliable as an Alfa
Drink fuel like a Jaguar
Last like a race car
Be as easy to service as a Ferrari

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Peter Crespin 66 2+2 'E'
Buxton, United Kingdom
(on the Jag-Lovers E-type list, Tue, 7 Dec 2004 12:02:28)